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A Mom, A Writer, A Reader

"A horror story about the kitchen sink in 4 sentences."

Prompt:

$ 60.00 USD

This plot is part of my AI-Poetry series. Check below for a transcription of the text!

Plots remain

Shirts in this size and style remain.

Pen travel distance:

74.5735 feet

Noodler's Heart of Darkness (0.5mm), Cactus Fruit (0.3mm), American Eel (0.2mm), and my own blend of American Eel and Blue Ghost inks (0.1mm) on white bristol paper.

Dimensions
11
in x
11
in

*This plot was made with archival inks and paper. However, it is best to keep them out of direct sunlight, or behind UV-filtering glass.
*Due to the physical nature of how these plots are created, small variations may occur. This means every plot is completely original, and may not match the picture exactly.

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"A horror story about the kitchen sink in 4 sentences."

Prompt:

$50.00 USD Deposit

This plot is part of my AI-Poetry series. Check below for a transcription of the text!

After checkout, please send an email to Wendt.Commissions@gmail.com with your order confirmation number and the image or images you would like me to work on. From there we will come up with the perfect plot for you!

With access to a very specialized, oversized pen plotting robot, I can now make custom art for you all the way up to A1 in size! That's like POSTER big! Prices start at $190 for an 8.5" x 11" portrait, and go up according to the complexity, number of colours, time to design, and time to plot I will need to invest to make the perfect piece for you.

Plots remain

Noodler's Heart of Darkness (0.5mm), Cactus Fruit (0.3mm), American Eel (0.2mm), and my own blend of American Eel and Blue Ghost inks (0.1mm) on white bristol paper.

About the plot:

3/30/22. This one reads like a one of those cooking blogs where you have to read a life story to get to the recipe, except it's the wild fever dream of a mom losing her mind. Or like one of those ridiculous t-shirt ads! It's one of my favourites. What's your favourite line?

Edition : #1
Seed: #20808
Pens used: 0.5mm, 0.3mm, and 0.2mm rOtring isographs
Inks used: Noodler's Apache Sunset, Akhmatova Green, and Heart of Darkness
Total movement distance: 2059.7113 ft
Time to plot: 7hr, 15min
Number of blades: 209
Number of segments per blade: 344
Sun Size: 8.2804 inches
Start Shape Size: 0.2298 inches
Longest blade: 7.7403 inches
Biggest Sway: 2.8533 inches
Blade Mode: cubic_out, (29.12% likely)
Sway Mode: linear, (50.0% likely)
Wind Roll: 33.3415, (95.0% likely)
Blade Construction: (96.0% likely)
Portrait Roll: 85.9008, (99.0% likely)
The Statistical Unlikelihood of this plot: 13.14593280%

"A horror story about the kitchen sink in 4 sentences. (I’m kidding. I’m really not. But it was the inspiration for my kitchen sink video.)

I’m a mom. I’m also a writer. I love to write and I love to read. (OK, I love to read and I love to write, but I’m not a writer, I’m a mom. I’m a writer and a reader. And I’m not a mom, I’m a writer. So I’m a writer and a reader.)

I’m a busy mom with two beautiful daughters. I’m a busy wife with two amazing husbands. I work hard, but I also play hard. I make time for life, but make time for work. I love my family, but I also love my friends. (I do not love my family, I love my friends.)

I’m a writer. Yeah, I know, like I said, I’m a mom. I’m a writer. And I’m a reader. And I’m a writer and a reader. I read a lot. I read a little. I read a lot. I read a little.

I’m a writer. I’m a reader. I’m a writer and a reader."